Obi-Wan Catnobi infiltrates an imperial star destroyer to battle Emperor Pawpatine.
CAT FORT CONTEST WINNER!!
Congratulations to Dave in the Midwest for winning the cat fort contest and an iPad 2. Dave built his cats a cat tank. This should always be your first line of defense.
CATFORT CONTEST: Win an iPad 2!!!
I have contacted the good people at theCHIVE and we are now hosting a competition for who can build the best Cat Fort. The winner will receive a brand new iPad 2, second place will get a $100 giftcard to Petco, and the top 10 will receive theCHIVE Logo T-shirts (very hard to find).
We will choose the top 20, you decide the winner, runner up and top 10 best.
ALL SUBMISSIONS MUST BE MADE TO theCHIVE SUBMIT ACCOUNT HERE.
Deadline is August 9th.
Make sure to put “Cat Fort” in subject line of your submission.
Please include your email and phone number.
We expect to get a lot of submissions for this, so get creative with your cat fort. The more ridiculous, the better. Good luck!
-Grégoïre Aléxànder Fromâge
Chairman and CEO of Fancy Feast Mr. Crankypaws recently lost all stock in the company and is currently “in between” catforts.
To escape the heat of the Orange County tundra’s, these cats build their forts upwards. This also gives them a height advantage to survey the prime barfing areas with the highest foot traffic.
Fun Fact: Cat spelled backwards is taC.
Meowzy Von Poopenstein sits atop his post-modern style catfort while his domestic partner Brian peers from the master bedroom.
El Gato Con Carne shows off his vacation cat fort modeled after the Adobe settlements of Catalajara, Mexico.
Cat Fort Manor, a medieval style cat hotel is currently at catpacity. In a recent article by Cat Magazine, Cat Fort Manor was given five-paws and named Meow of the Month from my ex-girlfriend.
Little is known of the ancient Neo Vernacular cat forts found West of the Arkansas border. It is believed these cats constructed their forts based on the patterns of a ‘mysterious red dot’ that could never be caught, and would appear and disappear on it’s own being.